Today is now the 10th and I had a very long
evening and an even longer morning today. I helped out last night sorting and
branding cattle at the Delny yards which are a few kilos away from the
homestead and this morning it was at some closer ones. I had such a great time
working with the cattle and hopefully I will be going out again soon. Last
night consisted of herding the cattle into long single file holding chambers at
the end of which is a big contraption that holds down the cow and flips it on
its side so that it can be branded, have its ear tagged and if it is a male castrated.
To say that Don is cavalier about cutting the testicles off of his cattle would
be an understatement. There should be signs on all of his yards saying “CAUTION
FLYING TESTICLES” More than once I nearly was hit in the face with them as he
chucked them about as if he were taking socks off the cows.
The shirt I’m wearing today is caked with cow blood, human
blood (I wore it when I crashed the ATV) manure, diesel fuel, swatted flies,
motor oil, sweat, cow slobber, lemonade (from lunch) and the thin veil of red
outback dust that covers everything here.
I’m going to have an AWESOME time getting back through
customs.
While most of the cattle are only about 2 years old and are
the size you might expect cows to be, last night we loaded a bull the size of an
elephant into the truck. I’ve seen a lot of cattle in the month I’ve been out
here and that was definitely the biggest cow I have ever seen. But it was the
smaller ones that ended up almost taking me out. One of the females was giving
birth, which apparently for cows is a much longer process than for humans, and
was just walking around the whole time with a calf leg and foot just sticking
out of it’s back end. And while most of the cows just move out of the way when
you call them this one was defensive and charged at me a few times. There was
also a young one that was going crazy and I had to block it from going back out
through the gate so I had to grab it and flip it around as it charged me. I’m
sure that this is just another day in the life as far as a rancher goes but for
someone who has never worked away from a desk or retail getting charged by a
600 pound animal while you’re on the clock is pretty exciting. Oh! Also I got
kicked in the shin by a cow. Im sure this does not need to be explained, but THEY
KICK REALLY HARD. My leg is ok, I’ve got a bit of a bump but its definitely not
broken or anything. Now I guess I know to push them from behind and not to
smack them. Ha ha.
This morning we were up at 0 dark thirty as they say, then
it was off to more yards 6 hours of work before lunch.
Today or maybe tomorrow will be my one month mark of being
in Delmore Downs. I would say that we would have a party or something but there
are only 6 of us here and there is almost no food. Canned corn and SPAM doesn’t
make much of a celebration. Hopefully there will be a shipment of food soon.
Although I’ve written that here a lot. . .
Last night I found one of those bulldog ants in my room and
a scorpion just out side. God help me if I find either in my bed. Those things
are legitimately scary. Having lots of big weird bugs in your room I can
handle, but those ants not only have jaws a quarter of their body length, AND
venom stingers, but also they seem . . . aware. They aren’t like regular ants
which just go about their business and will bite you if they get on you. They
seem like they know you are there. And they HATE YOU. These monsters don’t go
around looking for anything so dainty as sugar or crumbs left out on the
kitchen counter. No, they want to look into the dilated eyes of their helpless
victims and soak in their shrieks of terror as they feast on them alive and
screaming. No mercy.
The scorpion wasn’t so bad though, it was pretty small and I
think mostly dead. But it did look cool. I have a picture I can upload when the
internet starts going again.
Well it turns out we have some flour butter AND powdered
milk, so I think we are going to make biscuits and SPAM for dinner.